Gone Campin'

Dear Loyal Everybody,

This weekend I shall be communing with nature.
Because of an FBI probe, I've been forced to go off grid.
I lost my keys in the UP and I've gone to search for them.

I'm going camping!  There.  That works.

My friend Tim was awesome enough to invite me to come along on his camping trip this weekend.  Delightfully, the wilderness is full of experiences I've never had before.  Sadly, I won't be writing until at least Tuesday.  I hope Memorial Day BBQs, car races and celebrations treat everybody kindly.  Until then...


Peace out.
I'm outty-5000.
Later, bitches.

Bye!